Weirdo's, freaks and losers. This is a good way to describe the Goauld. I mean just look at The System Lords, they dress as if they are still in the 70s. For those who dont know who The System Lords are, well basically they are a group of Goauld leaders who meet every so often to discuss destroy worlds and wiping out entire races. Not exactly what sane people talk about but never mind. Apophis in my Opinion is the worst of the lot of them because he makes his First Prime (Second in Command) have a Gold plate stuck to his forehead. This Gold Plate is the same one as Tealc has, because as you know he used to be First Prime of Apophis. I found it quite amusing when SG1 travelled back in time to 1969, and a bloke ask Tealc what his gold plate meant, Tealc replied something along the lines of it means slavery, death and worship of Apophis. The bloke was quite confused and I found it quite amusing.
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The first time I saw a Jaffa on Stargate I thought he was a Roman or something. Its an easy mistake to make when you havent seen one before because they wear all that metal armour. What did convince me that he wasnt a Roman was his weapon. All Jaffa carry Staffs, these are huge weapons (even taller than Tealc) that fire explosive rounds. Anyway the Jaffa in my opinion are a bit stupid running around in heavy metal armour all day because it doesnt protect them from SG1s FNP90s and MP5s. Do you ever notice that when the Jaffa get hit by a couple of rounds, their armour sparks but no holes appear. Weird.
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Some Jaffa in action in Stargate |
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